Friday, September 25, 2009

This dude really knows how to party!





Well Wisconsin is known for its Mavericks when it comes to political leaders. When I think of our examples of good behavior of course names like Russ Feingold and Former Governor Gaylord M. Nelson, (Founder of Earth Day) come to mind, but there is a flip side to that coin as well. Besides Joe McCarthy, and our other strange friend Dave Plombom Case and point: State Representative Jeff Wood (Independent) from Bloomer WI.

Twice in the past year Wood has been arrested. The first time in Columbia County in December and charged with third-offense drunken driving and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. The second of which happened last night near Wausau. Where he was found to be in possession of the prescription drug Larazapam. Apparently he filled it on Tuesday and when arrested he was down to seven! According to WEAU TV there were 45 on the day it was filled. So in the past day this dude ate 38 Larazapam. For those of you that are not familiar with the drug, about two will typically leave you feeling pretty relaxed and is a suitable dose. To take a potential 38 in a day is friggin crazy! You could probably put down a Friggin Billy Goat with 38. Ok well maybe 50, but either way it will def do some damage.



So now here are a few questions I would ask Rep. Jeff Wood if I had a chance to interview him



#1 Do you know of a good cab company in the Madison area?

#2 Do you think your boss will find out about your arrest?

#3 Do you party?

#4 Are you gonna be in Madtown for Halloween?

#5 If yes to Q #4 Whats your costume and don't say irresponsible state representative with a drug problem! (I don't want to run into you and be wearing the same thing...Awkward!)

#6 Would you feel comfortable lobbying for Medical Marijuana for Wisconsin?

#7 Have you ever met Barrack Obama and is he really as dreamy as they say?

#8 If asked to run again do you think you would change your platform at all?

#9 Will you resign now because of the arrest or just keep on rocking out?

#10 are you currently accepting endorsements from prescription drug companies?


If you would like to see the Dash Cam footage of his field sobriety test as well as the full article

I have posted a link below.
http://www.wqow.com/Global/story.asp?S=11193807

1 comment: